And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23539. | vi (mashimaro243) | 73.52 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 23540. | (a12456) | 73.52 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 23541. | Albin (dunderalf) | 73.52 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
| 23542. | Howard (bpiggy) | 73.51 | 96% | 2017-04-22 |
| 23543. | Morpheus14 (atilla_14) | 73.51 | 96% | 2017-07-05 |
| 23544. | John (johnnydash079) | 73.50 | 98% | 2023-10-21 |
| 23545. | Let It Co (creeper_07) | 73.50 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 23546. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 73.50 | 96% | 2013-03-07 |
| 23547. | Molly (mollik9) | 73.50 | 85% | 2012-09-29 |
| 23548. | Sam (lolwhat) | 73.50 | 88% | 2011-11-22 |
| 23549. | Jamie (rendual) | 73.50 | 93% | 2013-08-28 |
| 23550. | Brandon (bmoney25) | 73.50 | 96% | 2011-09-13 |
| 23551. | Chung Fly (chungtrader) | 73.50 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 23552. | Tatparya (tatparya) | 73.50 | 96% | 2015-01-09 |
| 23553. | kiddo (cringeworthykiddo) | 73.50 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 23554. | Gustav (ayatrison) | 73.50 | 93% | 2018-12-19 |
| 23555. | (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ (vuvule) | 73.49 | 94% | 2013-05-01 |
| 23556. | Robert (elitists) | 73.49 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 23557. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 73.49 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 23558. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 73.49 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23559. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 73.49 | 98% | 2014-04-29 |
| 23560. | wai ming (wmtai) | 73.49 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 23561. | SaeedUllah (asadjani) | 73.49 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 23562. | Khen (khen2003) | 73.48 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 23563. | Mike (blessedmike) | 73.48 | 99% | 2021-05-03 |
| 23564. | burn (burn2nd) | 73.48 | 96% | 2013-04-17 |
| 23565. | Abubakar (abubakar42093) | 73.48 | 91% | 2012-12-06 |
| 23566. | Chase (dark11pact) | 73.48 | 97% | 2014-08-22 |
| 23567. | Shentar (shentar) | 73.48 | 94% | 2015-09-24 |
| 23568. | Zharfan (zharfanadli) | 73.47 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |