The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25758. | Sarang (ultra_penguin) | 62.09 | 92% | 2015-02-14 |
| 25759. | Cae (thredacted) | 62.09 | 93% | 2021-03-21 |
| 25760. | Alan (alan17navarro) | 62.09 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| 25761. | York (york) | 62.09 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 25762. | hachi (hachinamio) | 62.09 | — | 2009-07-26 |
| 25763. | Oily (oilyoogway) | 62.08 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 25764. | Jc (jcamp0) | 62.08 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 25765. | onel (onel11) | 62.08 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 25766. | Bratman (bratman) | 62.08 | 93% | 2012-06-08 |
| 25767. | May (bamay) | 62.08 | 95% | 2011-11-06 |
| 25768. | Movses (kirakosyan1) | 62.07 | 92% | 2015-04-10 |
| 25769. | Zakaria (zakosan) | 62.07 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
| 25770. | dry (need_for_bandwidth) | 62.07 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 25771. | bstridr (bellie__) | 62.07 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 25772. | hannah (ksh8287) | 62.07 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 25773. | nightfall (deezee) | 62.07 | 91% | 2011-08-26 |
| 25774. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 62.06 | 95.9% | 2023-09-26 |
| 25775. | Franco (banco820) | 62.06 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 25776. | Steven (hondasivakgaming) | 62.06 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| 25777. | Lemon (ehbyss) | 62.06 | 95% | 2021-02-22 |
| 25778. | Annsie (annsie) | 62.06 | 86% | 2016-02-25 |
| 25779. | fapfather (arunr) | 62.06 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 25780. | Brendan (wickd) | 62.06 | 85% | 2012-07-14 |
| 25781. | a (zeug) | 62.06 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 25782. | Thomas (petropete) | 62.06 | 93% | 2014-12-11 |
| 25783. | Kilisus (kilisusaura) | 62.06 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 25784. | Jorge (georkings) | 62.06 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 25785. | Eike236 (eike236) | 62.06 | 93% | 2012-05-09 |
| 25786. | Anton (askadv) | 62.06 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
| 25787. | Imperator (imperator_357) | 62.05 | 99% | 2022-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |