The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19436. | xiu (xihuan) | 83.89 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 19437. | dota (dotaramen) | 83.89 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 19438. | Taylor (violinbird) | 83.89 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 19439. | tomfoolery (thomasfoolery) | 83.88 | 94% | 2023-07-16 |
| 19440. | GoneRogue (josephlee) | 83.88 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 19441. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 83.88 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 19442. | Peyton (peyton_w) | 83.88 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 19443. | Jade (jadezade76) | 83.88 | 96.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 19444. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 83.88 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 19445. | Josh (airistrodle) | 83.88 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 19446. | Jerry (jerrybang) | 83.88 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 19447. | Sandy (mimci) | 83.87 | 96% | 2011-05-13 |
| 19448. | thammong (thammong) | 83.87 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 19449. | Pat (platts) | 83.87 | 98% | 2015-01-29 |
| 19450. | Merturtos (merturtos) | 83.87 | 94% | 2015-06-29 |
| 19451. | paraluman (paraluman) | 83.87 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 19452. | Fatality! (anuragrwt) | 83.86 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 19453. | sdfas (monissinom) | 83.86 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 19454. | Arunkumar (arunkumar49) | 83.86 | 96.8% | 2023-08-29 |
| 19455. | Deimantas (lynxxid) | 83.86 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 19456. | Matt (mattseid) | 83.86 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 19457. | Estacado (estacado) | 83.86 | 95% | 2012-03-09 |
| 19458. | an (jext) | 83.85 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 19459. | MeguminQT (leonathor) | 83.85 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 19460. | Rick (cowisboss) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 19461. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 83.85 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 19462. | dog (timl) | 83.85 | 95% | 2016-03-15 |
| 19463. | Paul (paul_) | 83.85 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 19464. | Chong (chongkim) | 83.85 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 19465. | Nik (iiirxs) | 83.84 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |