I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9575. | auden (abu898) | 89.55 | 98% | 2024-11-12 |
| 9576. | ginga271 (ginga271) | 89.55 | 95% | 2025-03-15 |
| 9577. | Nayeonce (nayeonce) | 89.55 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 9578. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 89.55 | 96% | 2024-06-05 |
| 9579. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 89.54 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| 9580. | Adam (w0nsh) | 89.54 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 9581. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 89.54 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9582. | jo (jo_mo_) | 89.54 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 9583. | antifragile (antifragile) | 89.53 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 9584. | echo (alchemical_echo) | 89.53 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9585. | Vikram (vikram_22) | 89.53 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9586. | Noah (noahdaniel) | 89.52 | 99% | 2018-12-18 |
| 9587. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 89.52 | 94% | 2024-04-14 |
| 9588. | smallpond8 (smallpond8) | 89.52 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 9589. | Chris (clibonati) | 89.52 | 100% | 2019-09-23 |
| 9590. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 89.52 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 9591. | Clark (arthropodofdoom) | 89.51 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 9592. | andpav (andpav) | 89.51 | 96.7% | 2024-04-05 |
| 9593. | pin (fatcatpin) | 89.51 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 9594. | AP (reyaud) | 89.51 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
| 9595. | JongYoon (jongq) | 89.51 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 9596. | andros158 (irice158) | 89.50 | 95% | 2024-12-19 |
| 9597. | Itami (itamii) | 89.50 | 98% | 2024-06-06 |
| 9598. | jhk (kersjam) | 89.50 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9599. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 89.50 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 9600. | Leon (leon22) | 89.49 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
| 9601. | Reevoke (reevoke) | 89.48 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 9602. | Pyroics (tyriden) | 89.48 | 97.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 9603. | jakub (jakub177) | 89.48 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 9604. | woman (sms0) | 89.48 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |