Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3053. | Marcel (marcelroed) | 76.70 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 3054. | Warren (berkshire) | 76.70 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 3055. | Evan (evanneal) | 76.67 | 98% | 2017-10-28 |
| 3056. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 76.64 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 3057. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 76.62 | 94% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3058. | Rangz (rangz) | 76.61 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3059. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 76.60 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 3060. | Josh (hk001) | 76.59 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 3061. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 76.59 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3062. | Order (orderadchaos) | 76.59 | 95% | 2020-07-13 |
| 3063. | brain (covered_in_rain) | 76.59 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 3064. | 3 wpm (fopdoodle127) | 76.57 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 3065. | sdfsdf (onimoose) | 76.56 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 3066. | cL (cynibro) | 76.56 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3067. | UltraSturm (ultrasturm) | 76.54 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3068. | Enrique (zero9o) | 76.54 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 3069. | arthas (arthas_) | 76.52 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3070. | Azamat (mrnull) | 76.50 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3071. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 76.50 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 3072. | Jose (cornjose877) | 76.47 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 3073. | kyle (outcry) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 3074. | Tmo (zvblast) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 3075. | China nº1 (patato123) | 76.44 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 3076. | Baby Shark (whoisvasu) | 76.43 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3077. | Daris (tuytuy3) | 76.40 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 3078. | Barbatos (barbartos) | 76.38 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3079. | Babu (hellboybabu) | 76.37 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 3080. | lex (lexzaid) | 76.37 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 3081. | Zach (zeebee) | 76.36 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 3082. | Francesco (billyboe) | 76.36 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |