Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5992. | rok (porky202) | 50.79 | 92% | 2019-04-02 |
| 5993. | Alex (laralex) | 50.77 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 5994. | yousra (yousra234) | 50.76 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 5995. | NC-SKEPTA (al0053) | 50.76 | 94% | 2019-11-06 |
| 5996. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 50.73 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 5997. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 50.73 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 5998. | Emman Jerson (toots13) | 50.72 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 5999. | Gediyon (gwondimu) | 50.72 | 95% | 2020-06-28 |
| 6000. | Jessia (jessia25) | 50.70 | 97% | 2019-12-26 |
| 6001. | Beilvert (jubeilvert) | 50.70 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 6002. | Vaibhav (deadassassin007) | 50.70 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 6003. | Keshav (keshavchaurasia) | 50.70 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 6004. | Gon (frixgon) | 50.68 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 6005. | Vivek (vkpunique) | 50.67 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 6006. | Fran (fuxtrot) | 50.67 | 94% | 2017-10-13 |
| 6007. | Pink Mutt (frugalmussel) | 50.65 | 94% | 2019-03-22 |
| 6008. | Arshad (arshadali9292@yahoo... | 50.64 | 96% | 2017-12-08 |
| 6009. | DataDev (tinysingh) | 50.61 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 6010. | angel (ange_l) | 50.61 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 6011. | Winston (winnyzzzz) | 50.58 | 93% | 2018-09-06 |
| 6012. | Ash (toomanytocount) | 50.58 | 94% | 2020-08-11 |
| 6013. | Bob Gnarly (lobmys) | 50.57 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
| 6014. | Brian (birgen123) | 50.55 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 6015. | Paris (franceparis) | 50.55 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 6016. | 0110 (regal_0110) | 50.54 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 6017. | Alexander (alex_mi) | 50.53 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 6018. | Wowa (vovsanka) | 50.53 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 6019. | Rocco (grapefruit95) | 50.52 | 95% | 2019-09-22 |
| 6020. | Neil (neilharbin0) | 50.51 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 6021. | steno va? The old typist (r... | 50.51 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |