I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8103. | F5 (phf5) | 87.60 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 8104. | micta (mictaangelin) | 87.59 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 8105. | Jo (oppajo) | 87.58 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 8106. | bub (_bubble) | 87.57 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 8107. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 87.57 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 8108. | Jason (jkxm) | 87.56 | 96.8% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8109. | Parker (parkersungwoo) | 87.56 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 8110. | zehahahahahaahha (gomugomun... | 87.56 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 8111. | Y0LK (yolk_000) | 87.55 | 95% | 2023-08-21 |
| 8112. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 87.55 | 98.1% | 2023-11-01 |
| 8113. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 87.54 | 96% | 2025-01-17 |
| 8114. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 87.54 | 96.9% | 2024-04-17 |
| 8115. | Brzina (torpedo99) | 87.54 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 8116. | (weeping_weeblet) | 87.54 | 96% | 2025-08-05 |
| 8117. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 87.54 | 97.6% | 2023-12-15 |
| 8118. | patrick (lighteningab) | 87.54 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 8119. | megham (megh4m) | 87.53 | 96% | 2024-02-08 |
| 8120. | Jeff (jeff7) | 87.53 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 8121. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 87.53 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 8122. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 87.52 | 98% | 2025-06-19 |
| 8123. | kian (kian0) | 87.52 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 8124. | Andre (jahraccoon69) | 87.52 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 8125. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 87.52 | 98.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 8126. | Krisjanis (overcastace332) | 87.52 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8127. | EdK (edk2000) | 87.52 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 8128. | Akhilesh (aki79) | 87.51 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8129. | Maarten (arf0r) | 87.51 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 8130. | Christian (breeboy) | 87.51 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 8131. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 87.51 | 97.6% | 2024-02-14 |
| 8132. | Kei (azathoth4) | 87.51 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |