The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13566. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 82.60 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 13567. | riptide (riptide124) | 82.60 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 13568. | Paul (peazy) | 82.60 | 94% | 2013-05-06 |
| 13569. | Trim (tikkki) | 82.59 | 94% | 2013-08-22 |
| 13570. | Aamir Miršµš° (aamir72633) | 82.59 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13571. | trileafu (frostingbit) | 82.59 | 99% | 2022-04-23 |
| 13572. | š (wildreamz) | 82.59 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13573. | BS (bspowerx) | 82.59 | 98% | 2012-08-07 |
| 13574. | Michal (miso244) | 82.59 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 13575. | Cameron (cameron3212) | 82.59 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 13576. | mr.hogsman (hogsman) | 82.58 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
| 13577. | BeGood (notideal) | 82.58 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 13578. | zyqrjh (zyqrjh) | 82.58 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| 13579. | Thomas (thead9) | 82.58 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13580. | Sarah (smartgal360) | 82.58 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 13581. | Juuso (mantu90) | 82.58 | 95% | 2012-10-14 |
| 13582. | MIKA (oniichan69) | 82.57 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 13583. | Tom (gazi243) | 82.57 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 13584. | Ashley (aswenson3907) | 82.57 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 13585. | Haiiro (505_known) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13586. | Type (granwizard) | 82.57 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 13587. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 82.57 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 13588. | Alnel Vincent (alnelextreme) | 82.57 | 91% | 2012-11-17 |
| 13589. | Murchad (murchad) | 82.57 | 97% | 2013-05-12 |
| 13590. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 82.57 | 99% | 2019-11-14 |
| 13591. | Gleb (passick) | 82.57 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 13592. | Sean (rrshift) | 82.57 | 96% | 2014-11-24 |
| 13593. | Mikey (jamezor) | 82.57 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 13594. | Eden (aros) | 82.57 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 13595. | Jennifer (jenniferzed) | 82.56 | 92% | 2015-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |