As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14286. | Hans (geohans41) | 74.09 | 92% | 2016-06-08 |
| 14287. | Jon (yon67) | 74.08 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 14288. | azaliya (puvvu) | 74.08 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 14289. | Declan (dg05) | 74.08 | 95% | 2022-06-18 |
| 14290. | HzVee (hzvee) | 74.08 | 92% | 2016-12-09 |
| 14291. | DontBother (mehzzzz) | 74.08 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 14292. | nevermispelled (nevermispel... | 74.08 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 14293. | Alex (alejbor) | 74.08 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
| 14294. | zen (writerist) | 74.07 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 14295. | dani (danisirico) | 74.07 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 14296. | Suktinis (destrain) | 74.07 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 14297. | Lance (lenzzyyy) | 74.07 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 14298. | Nirav (niravkothari) | 74.07 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 14299. | Paul (paulibee) | 74.06 | 97.3% | 2024-03-17 |
| 14300. | meow (catnoodles) | 74.06 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 14301. | Terry (terrykrg) | 74.06 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 14302. | Sind (sindorus) | 74.05 | 93% | 2015-12-29 |
| 14303. | fml (fmldave89) | 74.05 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 14304. | life (armaansoni) | 74.05 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 14305. | Nairwick (nairwick) | 74.05 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 14306. | Marcos (marcosjlr) | 74.05 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 14307. | Ryan (silvanite) | 74.05 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 14308. | Jonathan (jonmixnblend) | 74.05 | 98% | 2016-11-16 |
| 14309. | pawan (wayujsr) | 74.04 | 97% | 2015-10-07 |
| 14310. | Pablo (sykoviii) | 74.04 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 14311. | Swifty (swiftman007) | 74.03 | 97.2% | 2025-03-28 |
| 14312. | Fabio (barbudo) | 74.03 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
| 14313. | Ramazan (zheksenov) | 74.03 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 14314. | Tom (tomgrey) | 74.03 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
| 14315. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 74.03 | 98% | 2017-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |