I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2231. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 82.16 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2232. | Mo Jo (deviousranger) | 82.10 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2233. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 82.09 | 95.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 2234. | Isaac (304isaac) | 82.08 | 95% | 2024-12-15 |
| 2235. | lenalena (lenaaaaaaa) | 82.08 | 96% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2236. | cactus (willbursoot) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2237. | Ben (koppix) | 82.05 | 98.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2238. | Esketitutu (esketitutu) | 82.05 | 95.2% | 2024-02-15 |
| 2239. | Ron (ronsl) | 82.02 | 97.3% | 2025-05-19 |
| 2240. | Hudson Wang (hudswang) | 82.00 | 97% | 2024-12-12 |
| 2241. | Luucifer (luucifer) | 82.00 | 97.1% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2242. | Aram X (raidalaotibi) | 82.00 | 97.3% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2243. | DrDizzco (drdizzco) | 81.99 | 97% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2244. | Maximillian (gauss_307) | 81.96 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 2245. | Slasura (slasura) | 81.94 | 96.7% | 2024-03-18 |
| 2246. | av (bsod2528) | 81.93 | 95.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 2247. | Arkham (arkrxn_) | 81.91 | 96.4% | 2024-10-04 |
| 2248. | Zane (zhutcho) | 81.90 | 98.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2249. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 81.87 | 98% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2250. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 81.84 | 98.3% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2251. | aladino_lk (aladino_lk) | 81.83 | 98.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2252. | Humbble (freedom97) | 81.80 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2253. | Juan (vlect2) | 81.78 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 2254. | Noggie (noggie) | 81.78 | 96.1% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2255. | b (3betpunts) | 81.77 | 97.6% | 2024-09-28 |
| 2256. | EO (eo_37) | 81.76 | 96.6% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2257. | sol (solshad) | 81.75 | 98% | 2024-03-24 |
| 2258. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 81.74 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 2259. | edward (soundestloki891) | 81.72 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
| 2260. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 81.68 | 97.3% | 2023-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |