I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9326. | wdronno60 (wdronno60) | 87.37 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 9327. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 9328. | Sebastian (grommonon) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9329. | Mike (freestingo) | 87.37 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9330. | dough (bigegg) | 87.37 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 9331. | Miguel (anckael) | 87.37 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 9332. | Kyle (traplover) | 87.37 | 93% | 2017-04-19 |
| 9333. | Abhishek Jain (abhi_the_typer) | 87.36 | 96.1% | 2025-04-07 |
| 9334. | mercy (mercy_13) | 87.36 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9335. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 87.36 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 9336. | Bart (madhavgoyal) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9337. | Peaky (x101) | 87.36 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 9338. | Quinn (stenoracer) | 87.36 | 95% | 2020-03-01 |
| 9339. | Arun (arun808) | 87.36 | 97% | 2015-12-05 |
| 9340. | IceMaster (aistekas) | 87.35 | 96.8% | 2025-02-12 |
| 9341. | Vlad (lightxz) | 87.35 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 9342. | Arkham (arkrxn_) | 87.34 | 95.2% | 2024-06-20 |
| 9343. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 87.34 | 98.5% | 2025-03-31 |
| 9344. | allsbrook (allsbrook) | 87.34 | 97% | 2024-12-23 |
| 9345. | kerp (kerp434) | 87.34 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
| 9346. | Intertial (yuvi_birdi) | 87.34 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 9347. | Paul (pk234) | 87.34 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9348. | h3rcul35 =) (guyfromindia) | 87.33 | 97.1% | 2025-02-16 |
| 9349. | violinninja (violinninja) | 87.33 | 96% | 2025-01-02 |
| 9350. | Corey (genie336) | 87.32 | 96% | 2015-04-15 |
| 9351. | Erson (ecmacatangay) | 87.32 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 9352. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 87.32 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 9353. | henpenben (henpenben) | 87.32 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 9354. | Bloodplasma (bloodplasma) | 87.31 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 9355. | Lalit Singh (lalitsr24) | 87.31 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |