So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13795. | Andrew (fissionessence) | 78.60 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13796. | asic (asicengineer) | 78.60 | 95% | 2014-09-29 |
| 13797. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 78.60 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 13798. | Joe (warrenhollywood) | 78.60 | 86% | 2013-11-07 |
| 13799. | pav (pavpanda) | 78.60 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13800. | Will (whydoyouhavetogo) | 78.60 | 96.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13801. | Mic (thehashslingingslasher) | 78.60 | 93% | 2014-05-23 |
| 13802. | Lenneth (tran01hai) | 78.60 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 13803. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 78.60 | 92% | 2016-07-07 |
| 13804. | ±ђєΐĴдŊэ± (janegoth) | 78.60 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 13805. | Ganesh (ganesh_100) | 78.60 | 98% | 2011-11-09 |
| 13806. | Ryan (arkephonic) | 78.59 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 13807. | FlashX83 (flashx83) | 78.59 | 92% | 2012-02-02 |
| 13808. | Davide (davidez) | 78.59 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 13809. | AmazingKitchen (amazingkitc... | 78.59 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 13810. | Speed (catchup) | 78.59 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 13811. | YakobuSenpai (yakobusenpai) | 78.58 | 95.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13812. | Mike (lostazn619) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 13813. | Arjun (arjun.webmail@gmail.... | 78.58 | 94% | 2012-03-27 |
| 13814. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 78.58 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 13815. | David (le_zeblitz) | 78.58 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 13816. | Derek (dths03) | 78.58 | 97% | 2011-08-29 |
| 13817. | ZG (zgcuber) | 78.57 | 97.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13818. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 78.57 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 13819. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 78.57 | 91% | 2017-04-10 |
| 13820. | Josiah (darknight) | 78.57 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 13821. | Quick Fingers 69 (quickfing... | 78.56 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 13822. | typo_racer (haffe) | 78.56 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 13823. | Brian (braink) | 78.56 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 13824. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 78.56 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |