So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34775. | Govind (404fixer) | 40.21 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 34776. | Vlad (tyshkev) | 40.21 | 91% | 2017-01-18 |
| 34777. | posheng (posh) | 40.21 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 34778. | PING (pingjjjjjj) | 40.20 | 95% | 2023-08-23 |
| 34779. | hamed (hameelas) | 40.20 | 87% | 2011-12-14 |
| 34780. | Denis (semangelaf) | 40.20 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 34781. | Hali (the_holy_hali) | 40.19 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 34782. | Sahil (sahil1308) | 40.17 | 92% | 2021-06-02 |
| 34783. | kim (kemm) | 40.17 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 34784. | Jeƒƒ (juggydog) | 40.17 | 89% | 2011-10-14 |
| 34785. | 4lg0r1thm (s4int) | 40.16 | 86% | 2012-12-15 |
| 34786. | Armen (chuk) | 40.16 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 34787. | randi (lvuql) | 40.14 | 94% | 2022-01-02 |
| 34788. | TrueLove (jamassasin99) | 40.14 | 84% | 2016-04-16 |
| 34789. | Naresh (learnrapid) | 40.14 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 34790. | Amorphous (tawseef) | 40.14 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 34791. | Anonymo (ariqnr9) | 40.13 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 34792. | J. Dong (likelihood) | 40.13 | 93.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 34793. | Alessandro (caccoso) | 40.12 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 34794. | Zor (zor365) | 40.11 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 34795. | Sona (sonaa) | 40.11 | 89% | 2015-09-30 |
| 34796. | Preso (preso) | 40.11 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 34797. | Anoop (ajoy) | 40.11 | 82% | 2011-12-16 |
| 34798. | Aceee (aceee67) | 40.09 | 93% | 2023-09-29 |
| 34799. | Shahrab (stasimus) | 40.08 | 95% | 2023-02-23 |
| 34800. | mohamed (mhamed27) | 40.08 | 94% | 2023-02-02 |
| 34801. | emma (emmali) | 40.08 | 96% | 2011-05-27 |
| 34802. | Rajat (rajattiwari24) | 40.08 | 88% | 2013-06-11 |
| 34803. | Owl (owlcity) | 40.08 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 34804. | Senketsu (uenoyama) | 40.06 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |