Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1483. | ZeDerp (zederp) | 64.97 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 1484. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 64.96 | 96% | 2018-01-09 |
| 1485. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 64.95 | 96% | 2018-05-21 |
| 1486. | danymanny (danymanny) | 64.93 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1487. | Breufe (breufe) | 64.92 | 96% | 2017-08-11 |
| 1488. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 64.91 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 1489. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 64.91 | 96% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1490. | Adnan (max9999) | 64.87 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1491. | tiglas (tiglas) | 64.86 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 1492. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 64.84 | 95% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1493. | Lewis (loc_d) | 64.84 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1494. | Hater (hateself) | 64.79 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 1495. | Anders (keyboard_smasher_12) | 64.78 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1496. | cruise control (terminator_... | 64.77 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1497. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 64.76 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1498. | Justin (justin1013) | 64.76 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 1499. | Alex (arint) | 64.69 | 95% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1500. | Andrew (hillbillygilly) | 64.68 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1501. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 64.65 | 95% | 2017-10-22 |
| 1502. | Magishian (magishian) | 64.63 | 98% | 2019-09-08 |
| 1503. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 64.60 | 97% | 2017-09-04 |
| 1504. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 64.60 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 1505. | Alex (alex01236) | 64.59 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1506. | shobhit (shobhit99) | 64.54 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 1507. | BS Hydroponic (khursh) | 64.48 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 1508. | JV (maxmalakas) | 64.46 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 1509. | Freedom (employ) | 64.46 | 98% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1510. | Aaron (asheneclipse) | 64.43 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 1511. | Renzo (raccon) | 64.43 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1512. | Kevin (kjax) | 64.41 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |