Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3267. | Will (small_peepee) | 67.12 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 3268. | Reis (ninjamaster60) | 67.12 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 3269. | Lil (lilbig) | 67.12 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 3270. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 67.11 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 3271. | Istana (przz3) | 67.10 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3272. | ANUP (typekashyap) | 67.09 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3273. | Jochem (j0chem0o) | 67.07 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 3274. | Mo (moedd) | 67.05 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 3275. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 67.05 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 3276. | Thomas (thomas70) | 67.04 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3277. | vehement (amostvehementg) | 67.03 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3278. | Anthony (gosx) | 67.03 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3279. | Brett (alrightbro) | 67.02 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 3280. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 67.02 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3281. | Bence (bszollosi) | 67.02 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 3282. | ben (bentypemaster) | 67.01 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 3283. | Christian (chrikakashi) | 67.00 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 3284. | Alex (arint) | 67.00 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3285. | Richie (richie11) | 66.99 | 95% | 2019-07-11 |
| 3286. | Simon (siarnt) | 66.99 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 3287. | Timmity (timmity) | 66.98 | 94% | 2019-01-09 |
| 3288. | Johnny (johnchan215) | 66.96 | 94% | 2019-06-30 |
| 3289. | ABDELLAH (ab_do11) | 66.94 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3290. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 66.94 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 3291. | Renzo (raccon) | 66.92 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 3292. | allen (allenlsy) | 66.92 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 3293. | Chaquir (colaguy2011) | 66.88 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3294. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 66.87 | 95% | 2019-12-06 |
| 3295. | Brooklyn (brooklyn9d5) | 66.85 | 96% | 2019-05-02 |
| 3296. | Pieter (shadow00731) | 66.83 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |