As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19462. | Samuel (samuel_3456) | 62.15 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
19463. | typerchinam (typerchinam) | 62.15 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
19464. | D (davmarksman) | 62.15 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
19465. | Tommy (darkraiexc) | 62.15 | 87% | 2016-08-25 |
19466. | Dan (chuen6011) | 62.15 | 89% | 2017-01-21 |
19467. | Toby (ybott) | 62.14 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
19468. | cristian (cristiannm) | 62.14 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
19469. | Gustav (nationalkjald) | 62.14 | 95% | 2016-02-13 |
19470. | Bitter (bittter) | 62.13 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
19471. | James (jayuplink) | 62.13 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
19472. | Alex (alezzzz1029) | 62.13 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
19473. | Ferricks (ferri_ks) | 62.13 | 94.2% | 2023-10-03 |
19474. | milyn (alymilyn) | 62.13 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
19475. | Stefan (fennstef) | 62.12 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
19476. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 62.12 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
19477. | dmna17 (dzone) | 62.12 | 96% | 2016-07-07 |
19478. | wHoopsies (whoopsies69) | 62.11 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
19479. | RegularTetragon (regulartet... | 62.11 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
19480. | Arif (arif224) | 62.11 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
19481. | Songnay (songnay) | 62.11 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
19482. | azzkykr (nbl_86) | 62.10 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
19483. | Temir (timchis_13) | 62.09 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
19484. | Karis (ktoothman) | 62.09 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
19485. | Mojtaba (mojtaba_jahan) | 62.09 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
19486. | Andi (andidegn) | 62.09 | 95% | 2015-11-21 |
19487. | Nat-han (nate_the_greatest) | 62.09 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
19488. | Runek (grimhahe) | 62.08 | 87% | 2015-12-30 |
19489. | Xavier (007ghoul1337) | 62.08 | 94% | 2020-04-06 |
19490. | Eric (enam0005) | 62.08 | 87% | 2016-03-03 |
19491. | Zia (mechatronic_beast) | 62.07 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |