As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11383. | Gordon (cheesygordito) | 80.24 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| 11384. | Tim (potatoe_man1) | 80.24 | 96% | 2022-07-01 |
| 11385. | Oscar (ovallner) | 80.24 | 93% | 2017-02-15 |
| 11386. | Bruce (figherto) | 80.24 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 11387. | Kabeljau (kabeljau) | 80.24 | 99% | 2019-01-06 |
| 11388. | Brandon (blpreston) | 80.24 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 11389. | Ginta (allstar50) | 80.24 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 11390. | Marwane (delma_04) | 80.23 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 11391. | Jason (jason_kenney) | 80.23 | 97.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 11392. | Daryll (daryll_ko) | 80.23 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11393. | Armando (mandy1339) | 80.22 | 99% | 2016-12-16 |
| 11394. | Amaan (amaan069) | 80.22 | 97.7% | 2023-12-05 |
| 11395. | Lazar (lb115) | 80.22 | 95% | 2016-08-28 |
| 11396. | uwunation (uwunation) | 80.22 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 11397. | shoobb (shooby28) | 80.22 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11398. | Kirill (kirill85) | 80.22 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 11399. | Aric (aricguiwang) | 80.21 | 96% | 2021-09-07 |
| 11400. | Vinay (spedman) | 80.21 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 11401. | Onni (alchem) | 80.21 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 11402. | zombie typer (zombietyper2k) | 80.21 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 11403. | Osama (aldemeery) | 80.21 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11404. | Nalyd (nothisisdylan) | 80.21 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 11405. | Shivesh Tiwari (yuvanastra) | 80.20 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 11406. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 80.20 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
| 11407. | mertzgr (redeyexaxa) | 80.20 | 96% | 2016-06-20 |
| 11408. | Manuvel Chris Mano John (pa... | 80.19 | 97% | 2025-01-15 |
| 11409. | Zoiinae (zoiinae) | 80.19 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 11410. | Fernando (frn4n) | 80.19 | 95% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11411. | Raahil (ravana09) | 80.19 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 11412. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 80.19 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |