And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27377. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 67.34 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27378. | rohan (rohangupta1994) | 67.34 | 92% | 2012-05-02 |
| 27379. | Lance (ljd5861) | 67.34 | 93% | 2016-01-25 |
| 27380. | sector (sector21) | 67.34 | 98% | 2011-12-25 |
| 27381. | Deon (maverick20) | 67.34 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 27382. | Amit (amitsaharana) | 67.34 | 95% | 2012-02-23 |
| 27383. | Ceres (the445guy) | 67.33 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 27384. | Irene (triomeans3) | 67.33 | 97% | 2011-05-28 |
| 27385. | Bitgalle (bitgalle) | 67.33 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
| 27386. | Petter (ph140) | 67.33 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 27387. | hyungjin (optimizion) | 67.33 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27388. | Thijmen (thijmof) | 67.33 | 95% | 2014-02-25 |
| 27389. | Nurul (muradpj) | 67.33 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 27390. | Jagadeshrao (jagadeshrao) | 67.32 | 99% | 2021-01-10 |
| 27391. | Wolfe (bygn99) | 67.32 | 95% | 2015-08-20 |
| 27392. | Monil (monilsinghal) | 67.32 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 27393. | VitaliK (vitalik_2961) | 67.31 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 27394. | eoa (arcticninja59877) | 67.31 | 93.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 27395. | Sean (sean_0425) | 67.30 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 27396. | KingBaby (kingzeroiii) | 67.30 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 27397. | Rabi (rabiulislam9) | 67.30 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 27398. | kambing (zakaria_si_pendendam) | 67.30 | 95% | 2011-12-27 |
| 27399. | Tushchi Rocket (tushchi) | 67.30 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 27400. | Mark (markkg) | 67.30 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 27401. | Catalin (catalinhimself) | 67.29 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 27402. | tstats[manuelnara] (manueln... | 67.29 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 27403. | Izdaniez (ixxxxxxz) | 67.29 | 95% | 2020-04-11 |
| 27404. | Tom (tomraaff) | 67.29 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 27405. | hamad (hamad50505) | 67.29 | 97.4% | 2021-02-10 |
| 27406. | CJ (thatkid004) | 67.28 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |