As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7495. | Mo (mosidhom) | 89.73 | 98% | 2025-02-07 |
| 7496. | Benson (astriker) | 89.73 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 7497. | thatley (xettai) | 89.73 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 7498. | Neo (jackson24me) | 89.73 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 7499. | Jimbo (harrian) | 89.73 | 95% | 2017-01-18 |
| 7500. | Dustin (dustindp99) | 89.72 | 96.8% | 2023-09-02 |
| 7501. | kiv (kivv) | 89.72 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 7502. | havii (haviihavii) | 89.72 | 93% | 2016-09-04 |
| 7503. | Albert (hsabove) | 89.72 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 7504. | Junle (junlez) | 89.71 | 99% | 2023-04-03 |
| 7505. | Ben Dover (bendoverandgimme) | 89.71 | 96% | 2023-11-05 |
| 7506. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 89.71 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 7507. | CaptainPotatoes (captainpot... | 89.71 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 7508. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 89.71 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
| 7509. | Jake (cloudberrylive) | 89.71 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
| 7510. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 89.70 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 7511. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 89.69 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 7512. | Holly (phrenchphry11) | 89.69 | 92% | 2017-04-04 |
| 7513. | B (archnaea) | 89.69 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7514. | Fatality! (anuragrwt) | 89.68 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 7515. | flying_tiger (flyingtiger7000) | 89.68 | 99% | 2024-12-30 |
| 7516. | Cheese (you_like_cheese_dog) | 89.68 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 7517. | Rae (raedog) | 89.68 | 94% | 2016-03-14 |
| 7518. | shanranran (shanranran) | 89.68 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 7519. | Matthew (therealmachach) | 89.67 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 7520. | shovelface88 (shovelface) | 89.67 | 98% | 2016-09-12 |
| 7521. | Said (surrenderordie) | 89.67 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 7522. | Boris (xivid2) | 89.67 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 7523. | cobrobdob (rocketjuice) | 89.66 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 7524. | Amogus (trajojo) | 89.66 | 97.9% | 2025-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |