So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14745. | Jaya (vallx) | 76.98 | 95% | 2020-03-17 |
14746. | Jake (shadow5253) | 76.97 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
14747. | Ibs (brjoker) | 76.97 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
14748. | Calvin (calvinlours) | 76.97 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
14749. | my (anowouwu) | 76.97 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
14750. | Typing God (itypetoofast) | 76.97 | 92% | 2012-04-10 |
14751. | Diego (ihyy) | 76.96 | 94% | 2015-06-05 |
14752. | xdom (xdomiino) | 76.96 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
14753. | Tord (extinction1) | 76.96 | 85% | 2013-02-14 |
14754. | Romig (romeritto) | 76.96 | 97% | 2017-01-15 |
14755. | Bratman (bratman) | 76.96 | 94% | 2013-06-02 |
14756. | Amy (bluebluespirit) | 76.96 | — | 2011-02-04 |
14757. | Beata (beata111) | 76.95 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
14758. | Skepo (michiishere) | 76.95 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
14759. | Lawson (themessiah46) | 76.95 | 92% | 2017-02-27 |
14760. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 76.95 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
14761. | Yan (betterjanek) | 76.94 | 96.1% | 2023-09-28 |
14762. | Brody (echo3006) | 76.94 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
14763. | Clew (clewfinger) | 76.94 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
14764. | kkwong (kkwong2003) | 76.94 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
14765. | B (archnaea) | 76.94 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
14766. | Jag (jaguhan) | 76.94 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
14767. | Christian (enermaster) | 76.94 | 98% | 2014-11-21 |
14768. | neeraj (neeraj902) | 76.93 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
14769. | Kim (kymdawn) | 76.93 | — | 2009-02-16 |
14770. | star (starbaby142) | 76.93 | 98% | 2013-01-18 |
14771. | Umur (richter) | 76.93 | — | 2009-07-21 |
14772. | Jen (llama) | 76.93 | — | 2010-12-13 |
14773. | Torrin (t0rr1n) | 76.92 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
14774. | Illcurable (cmcanela) | 76.92 | 95% | 2013-04-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |