I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9166. | Artoria (pengyihao) | 91.67 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 9167. | Josh (chickenjoe2) | 91.67 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 9168. | antiphon (goodmania) | 91.67 | 99% | 2019-04-28 |
| 9169. | hope (rostyslav_) | 91.67 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 9170. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 91.67 | 99% | 2020-01-10 |
| 9171. | grace (gcm02) | 91.66 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 9172. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 91.66 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9173. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 91.66 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9174. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 91.65 | 99% | 2024-12-25 |
| 9175. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 91.65 | 98% | 2025-07-13 |
| 9176. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 91.64 | 98.8% | 2025-03-31 |
| 9177. | Angelo John (abalili89) | 91.64 | 99% | 2024-03-15 |
| 9178. | π»ππ’ππ¦π΄π... | 91.63 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
| 9179. | peter (gobi_the_mansoe) | 91.63 | 99% | 2018-12-19 |
| 9180. | Γlvaro (catsoup) | 91.63 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9181. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 91.63 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9182. | Sam (garuda1221) | 91.61 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9183. | f (pap_pap_pap) | 91.61 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
| 9184. | Jan Matthew (mattvent) | 91.61 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| 9185. | JJ (thejapie) | 91.61 | 89% | 2017-01-28 |
| 9186. | Arch (arch_linux) | 91.61 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 9187. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 91.61 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 9188. | icedew (icedew07_) | 91.60 | 98% | 2025-07-09 |
| 9189. | Jamie (kaptonplanet) | 91.60 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9190. | Jake (allterior) | 91.59 | 97.7% | 2024-05-14 |
| 9191. | rideler (rideler) | 91.59 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9192. | broil (broil) | 91.58 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 9193. | Tina (03tina) | 91.57 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 9194. | posaidon (posaidon0802) | 91.57 | 98.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 9195. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 91.57 | 98.3% | 2023-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |