The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
269 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13021. | ESİN (esin_kpnk) | 40.46 | 89% | 2011-12-10 |
| 13022. | sonrisa (whato_o) | 40.45 | 84% | 2011-09-24 |
| 13023. | Shafqat (shafqat) | 40.45 | 90% | 2015-02-19 |
| 13024. | DIO (kujo_jotaro) | 40.45 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 13025. | Sobuj (greensobuj) | 40.45 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 13026. | bigdaddy (kevinisreallygay) | 40.45 | 92% | 2022-01-27 |
| 13027. | Boricua (muertedios40) | 40.44 | 94% | 2013-06-26 |
| 13028. | ede (edefin) | 40.44 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 13029. | Hall (kiraclark) | 40.44 | 90% | 2011-11-16 |
| 13030. | shady (szibrahi) | 40.43 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 13031. | Parvez (parvez31) | 40.43 | 93% | 2021-12-27 |
| 13032. | pors (porssrey9) | 40.43 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
| 13033. | Arthur (sylverphoenix) | 40.42 | 88% | 2016-03-04 |
| 13034. | Raftaar (chandanroy1995) | 40.42 | 94% | 2016-10-28 |
| 13035. | Infinite (anime_wanna_be) | 40.41 | 92% | 2021-07-23 |
| 13036. | Geevar (geevar007) | 40.41 | 89% | 2015-02-02 |
| 13037. | Matt (carrera) | 40.40 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 13038. | $uicide Leopard$ (arcenaux) | 40.40 | 93% | 2018-01-15 |
| 13039. | Julian (juliansy) | 40.40 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 13040. | Pam (pdeabanico@yahoo.com) | 40.40 | 97% | 2012-11-02 |
| 13041. | vicky (vickyduncan) | 40.40 | 99% | 2014-10-30 |
| 13042. | Harshit (hardd120) | 40.40 | 88% | 2016-11-13 |
| 13043. | Rajesh (srazz) | 40.40 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| 13044. | SanSanich (sansanich3) | 40.40 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 13045. | Pretzels (suckypretzels) | 40.39 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 13046. | PR@NIT (anonymous8) | 40.39 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 13047. | dwati (dwati) | 40.39 | 95% | 2013-08-08 |
| 13048. | Connor (cellingson) | 40.38 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 13049. | bruh999 (bruh999) | 40.38 | 93% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13050. | kim (kim_jong_un_og) | 40.38 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |