I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1996. | cartermulan (cartermilan) | 122.85 | 99% | 2025-02-01 |
| 1997. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 122.85 | 100% | 2023-09-27 |
| 1998. | tyler (tylerqt) | 122.85 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 1999. | Cal (feedmedope) | 122.83 | 99% | 2020-03-01 |
| 2000. | Aimee (jamocha101) | 122.83 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 2001. | a (tinle1307) | 122.83 | 99% | 2020-03-14 |
| 2002. | Akribane (akribane) | 122.82 | 97% | 2024-12-14 |
| 2003. | Toby (thirsch7) | 122.81 | 97.3% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2004. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 122.81 | 99% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2005. | tstats[aurelian365] (aureli... | 122.76 | 98.8% | 2025-01-22 |
| 2006. | P100 (close280) | 122.76 | 100% | 2024-12-08 |
| 2007. | Krittiphum (100508274) | 122.76 | 98% | 2023-05-27 |
| 2008. | Maynard (mftrumpet) | 122.75 | 100% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2009. | Be (be_wise) | 122.75 | 100% | 2017-02-27 |
| 2010. | Chagil (chagil) | 122.75 | 93% | 2017-02-25 |
| 2011. | Sole (solesl) | 122.74 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 2012. | aqib (aqibmirza123) | 122.73 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 2013. | somer (someradno) | 122.72 | 97.3% | 2024-10-17 |
| 2014. | Tull (torfindel) | 122.71 | 99% | 2017-12-30 |
| 2015. | Heelys (heelys) | 122.69 | 97% | 2017-04-24 |
| 2016. | Derek (thenyaz) | 122.67 | 100% | 2024-07-18 |
| 2017. | Michael (kikehael) | 122.67 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 2018. | (pepeworm_colemak) | 122.67 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 2019. | Tadej (reyalpdab2) | 122.67 | 98% | 2024-02-01 |
| 2020. | ShadowSect (shadowsectgot) | 122.67 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 2021. | batbold (bb__) | 122.63 | 99% | 2017-06-10 |
| 2022. | 😎 (armortec) | 122.63 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 2023. | Khiết Doanh (kd9x) | 122.62 | 99% | 2017-07-16 |
| 2024. | Warper (spacewarper) | 122.60 | 99% | 2024-08-18 |
| 2025. | T (heyteeee) | 122.58 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |