As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15548. | Brum brum (pwnxl) | 70.41 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 15549. | Maazin Munawar (amaazing) | 70.40 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 15550. | ✨✨ (sparkle_sparkle) | 70.40 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 15551. | 班班 (zxas1021) | 70.40 | 96% | 2016-03-16 |
| 15552. | Cotton (soompi_mosaic) | 70.39 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 15553. | DARTH TYPER (darthdiesel) | 70.39 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 15554. | ProfessionalCamelRacer (pro... | 70.39 | 93% | 2016-03-09 |
| 15555. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 70.38 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 15556. | Domdom (diemquynh2223) | 70.38 | 95% | 2016-01-19 |
| 15557. | Paul (polpolpol) | 70.37 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 15558. | Josh (toxiccarrot) | 70.37 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 15559. | lav (lav01) | 70.37 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 15560. | Dade (daad) | 70.37 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 15561. | yea (yea23456) | 70.36 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 15562. | enfi (kazedaaaaaaa) | 70.36 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 15563. | King (huluhuluhulu) | 70.36 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
| 15564. | Hannah (hms4) | 70.35 | 98% | 2025-02-21 |
| 15565. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 70.35 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 15566. | Ginger (ravens_loft) | 70.35 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 15567. | Henry (ambandi) | 70.35 | 96.3% | 2024-12-11 |
| 15568. | Carlos (carloszapata) | 70.35 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 15569. | Bodzio (boguslav) | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 15570. | Jonas (jonasv888) | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 15571. | Apsylon (apsylon) | 70.35 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 15572. | TiddsMcGee (tiddsmcgee) | 70.35 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 15573. | Ali (katali119) | 70.35 | 99% | 2018-06-12 |
| 15574. | Travis (7yl3r) | 70.35 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 15575. | Kevin (creepymk) | 70.34 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 15576. | Afaq (afaqkhan) | 70.34 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 15577. | Antonio (antoniom) | 70.34 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |