The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8537. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 49.58 | 93% | 2016-09-03 |
| 8538. | luckyone (luckyyone) | 49.58 | 91% | 2016-08-29 |
| 8539. | Nolan (kayakrice) | 49.57 | 94% | 2022-05-25 |
| 8540. | wan (wansap) | 49.57 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8541. | Lalith Sharma (lalith_sharma7) | 49.57 | 94% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8542. | Michael (emnois) | 49.57 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 8543. | Marvin (marvindadi) | 49.57 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 8544. | admiralcoco (admiralcoco) | 49.57 | 95% | 2012-09-09 |
| 8545. | Zui (zuifeng) | 49.57 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
| 8546. | Anika (goose_nik) | 49.56 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8547. | Ridoy Chandra Dey (rkprite09) | 49.56 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 8548. | Tessa (tessadehart) | 49.56 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
| 8549. | Jeremi SIhotang (jeremi2000) | 49.56 | 89% | 2016-07-02 |
| 8550. | Tom (ax99) | 49.55 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 8551. | Nillesz (nillesz) | 49.55 | 93% | 2012-04-30 |
| 8552. | asmaa (asmaa_soma) | 49.55 | 94% | 2014-11-14 |
| 8553. | aprt06 (aprt06) | 49.54 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 8554. | donald_dump. (lookin_xss) | 49.54 | 94% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8555. | shizuka (2shizuka) | 49.54 | 95% | 2023-10-29 |
| 8556. | sarita (sarita0kumari) | 49.54 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 8557. | atsidon (atsidon) | 49.54 | 93% | 2011-09-29 |
| 8558. | Sangryool (sangryool) | 49.54 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 8559. | Kreator (thekreator42) | 49.54 | 87% | 2012-01-04 |
| 8560. | yui ^_^ (sakyui) | 49.54 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 8561. | joe6213 (joe6213) | 49.53 | 95% | 2023-06-21 |
| 8562. | adel (dola77) | 49.53 | 93.1% | 2023-10-07 |
| 8563. | Eson (miehunyou) | 49.53 | 94% | 2013-06-25 |
| 8564. | Mikeyy (mikeyk1264) | 49.52 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8565. | J (leathface23) | 49.52 | 93% | 2021-08-24 |
| 8566. | hao (thunderlion) | 49.52 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |