I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13686. | Ed (enormoused) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 13687. | Antoni (toni212) | 77.71 | 99% | 2021-03-28 |
| 13688. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 13689. | antifragile (antifragile) | 77.70 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 13690. | Lyric (lyric39) | 77.70 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 13691. | mg (maurigarcia88) | 77.69 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 13692. | Abylay (ablking) | 77.69 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 13693. | Sam (realsamxu) | 77.69 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 13694. | Arnab Parial (raoul2024) | 77.68 | 98.1% | 2025-03-27 |
| 13695. | Olexiy (lexk) | 77.68 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 13696. | Pavel (trialtry) | 77.68 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 13697. | Thunder (jebanegash) | 77.68 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13698. | matthew (arrive) | 77.68 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13699. | John (gakbo) | 77.68 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13700. | Colin (theholychicken) | 77.68 | 88% | 2016-09-30 |
| 13701. | Karina (kflorez18) | 77.68 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 13702. | wewlad (jrm_ninja) | 77.67 | 98% | 2015-05-31 |
| 13703. | kiv (kivv) | 77.67 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 13704. | Raiym (rayimbek) | 77.67 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 13705. | cool_whip (cool_whip) | 77.67 | 97.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13706. | Lowyan (lowyan) | 77.67 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13707. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 77.67 | 91% | 2015-08-24 |
| 13708. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 77.67 | 99% | 2019-03-31 |
| 13709. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 77.66 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
| 13710. | Erick (velasco1) | 77.66 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 13711. | Kale (kaletypes2) | 77.66 | 96% | 2016-01-16 |
| 13712. | Till (artlessventure) | 77.65 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 13713. | PYTHON (_chuyuehan) | 77.65 | 95.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 13714. | Kem (ice_kem) | 77.65 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 13715. | Hazza (rowlhar) | 77.64 | 95% | 2025-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |