I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2846. | Finma (finma) | 73.42 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 2847. | Sophie (sophie0407) | 73.40 | 95.7% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2848. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 73.37 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 2849. | albertchris (albertchris) | 73.36 | 96.5% | 2024-07-06 |
| 2850. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 73.32 | 95.1% | 2024-01-18 |
| 2851. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 73.30 | 96.3% | 2024-09-05 |
| 2852. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 73.29 | 98.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2853. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 73.28 | 95% | 2023-12-19 |
| 2854. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 73.27 | 97.9% | 2024-03-21 |
| 2855. | Z3r0 (z3r0_l0v3c8) | 73.25 | 95% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2856. | kasra (kasraclan) | 73.25 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 2857. | jacopo (auggu) | 73.23 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2858. | Nick (legnik) | 73.12 | 96.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2859. | jobaer (voidjdd) | 73.10 | 97.6% | 2024-08-10 |
| 2860. | Hristache Andrei (hristache... | 73.10 | 98% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2861. | Achintya (cubefreak777) | 73.10 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2862. | artist (apg21092002) | 73.08 | 95.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2863. | Flacer (rachesser) | 73.06 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2864. | dishonesty (d1shon3sty) | 73.04 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2865. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 73.04 | 95.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2866. | kentlim (lsk133) | 72.97 | 97.1% | 2024-11-29 |
| 2867. | Tig Bitties (tigbitties1) | 72.95 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 2868. | Elia (elia222) | 72.93 | 96.1% | 2023-07-15 |
| 2869. | avrge typist (zameerr) | 72.91 | 98.3% | 2024-10-02 |
| 2870. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 72.89 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
| 2871. | Gabriel (akgabe) | 72.85 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 2872. | hot (hotsingle) | 72.83 | 94.8% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2873. | ScholarGoblin (scholargoblin) | 72.80 | 96.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2874. | g0os3 (g0os3) | 72.80 | 95% | 2024-08-18 |
| 2875. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 72.78 | 94.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |