I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7797. | Joe (agentcursez) | 91.49 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 7798. | Donked (cyrany) | 91.49 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 7799. | Said (saidenhide) | 91.49 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 7800. | A (achongl) | 91.49 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 7801. | Hunter (bunter15) | 91.48 | 98% | 2023-08-09 |
| 7802. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 91.48 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 7803. | Sparik (sparik) | 91.48 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 7804. | CHINTAN (chintan357) | 91.47 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 7805. | Jack (jacknachos) | 91.47 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 7806. | tim (slipperyreptile) | 91.46 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 7807. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 91.46 | 99% | 2016-01-23 |
| 7808. | Manuel (manguy0705) | 91.46 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 7809. | Dabber (xzy331) | 91.44 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7810. | Cakes (meowingtonhaxor) | 91.44 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 7811. | Paul (jungps) | 91.44 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 7812. | typeracer2487 (typeracer2487) | 91.44 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 7813. | maxwell (coffeelk) | 91.43 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 7814. | aerisslowers (pietrucha33) | 91.43 | 99% | 2022-03-20 |
| 7815. | . (apeninspaaace) | 91.43 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 7816. | Gurvir (gurvirsasan) | 91.43 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 7817. | Khoa (khoabright) | 91.42 | 99% | 2023-12-18 |
| 7818. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 91.42 | 97.3% | 2024-12-31 |
| 7819. | Simon (p_simon) | 91.42 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 7820. | Khiem (kdt1802) | 91.42 | 98% | 2025-05-26 |
| 7821. | Aidan (aidan_) | 91.42 | 99% | 2015-12-24 |
| 7822. | Sylvester (sylvestertyper) | 91.41 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 7823. | Sarvottam (sarvottampriyada... | 91.41 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 7824. | cliu568 (cliu568) | 91.41 | 99% | 2017-09-14 |
| 7825. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 91.40 | 97.8% | 2024-07-06 |
| 7826. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 91.40 | 96.9% | 2024-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |