I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1879. | hero (iknowhtml) | 89.12 | 97.4% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1880. | Birdman (birdman13) | 89.12 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1881. | Scon (sconball) | 89.10 | 96.6% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1882. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 89.10 | 97.8% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1883. | Constantijn (fireline) | 89.09 | 98.5% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1884. | touch grass (midca) | 89.09 | 96.4% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1885. | Lyric (lyric39) | 89.09 | 98.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1886. | academ (academ) | 89.07 | 97% | 2024-09-05 |
| 1887. | Sterling Wolf (sterlingwolf) | 89.07 | 97.6% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1888. | Phuc Hoang Pham (lol1henta1) | 89.06 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| 1889. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 89.06 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 1890. | Amro (hummus18_) | 89.05 | 96.8% | 2024-04-04 |
| 1891. | Rehv (arjay_es) | 89.05 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1892. | Joy (joypark21) | 89.04 | 97.3% | 2023-11-22 |
| 1893. | Naqet (naqet) | 89.03 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1894. | Yoisme30 (lializs) | 88.99 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 1895. | Ateeq (typerinsan3) | 88.98 | 96% | 2025-01-05 |
| 1896. | Apathos (apathosss) | 88.98 | 96.5% | 2024-09-23 |
| 1897. | delfador42 (delfador42) | 88.98 | 97.2% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1898. | PinkTheLongNeck (pinkthelon... | 88.97 | 96% | 2024-12-10 |
| 1899. | Siper647 (siper647) | 88.97 | 95.9% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1900. | megham (megh4m) | 88.96 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1901. | imdumb (dm876875) | 88.95 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 1902. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 88.94 | 97% | 2024-05-01 |
| 1903. | thelifeofpablo (smallyeglaz... | 88.92 | 97.6% | 2024-10-10 |
| 1904. | oskar (oskaraka) | 88.91 | 96.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 1905. | viananan (viananannn) | 88.90 | 97.2% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1906. | Sunoo (seonu) | 88.89 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 1907. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-12-24 |
| 1908. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 88.87 | 97.9% | 2023-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |