As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13106. | Farhad (farhadkm) | 77.03 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 13107. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 77.03 | 98% | 2015-06-01 |
| 13108. | hfadhfpiuadsf (mug1337) | 77.02 | 95.7% | 2023-11-29 |
| 13109. | Skooma (skoomtastic) | 77.02 | 97.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13110. | Stephen (swankily) | 77.02 | 96% | 2017-03-02 |
| 13111. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 77.02 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
| 13112. | HelixTheRacer (helixtheracer) | 77.01 | 95% | 2024-10-16 |
| 13113. | Stefan (stefanm) | 77.01 | 97.1% | 2025-01-19 |
| 13114. | Marcus (marcusthk) | 77.01 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 13115. | green (xgreenbanana) | 77.01 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 13116. | Matias (matzefyr) | 77.01 | 92% | 2015-10-06 |
| 13117. | Desmond (night9sky) | 77.01 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 13118. | Aidan (ireallylovehockey) | 77.01 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 13119. | Abel (doubleaa_13) | 77.01 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 13120. | BoodleBoodle (walabi) | 77.01 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
| 13121. | John (johndeakin) | 77.01 | 99% | 2017-04-02 |
| 13122. | BM (bm26) | 77.00 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 13123. | Apathos (apathosss) | 77.00 | 96.4% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13124. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 77.00 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 13125. | Jack (jfragg) | 77.00 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 13126. | .... (whizzydizzy100) | 77.00 | 97% | 2017-02-20 |
| 13127. | Brian (scottyb) | 77.00 | 90% | 2016-03-07 |
| 13128. | Anton (karton) | 76.99 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 13129. | Oliwier (o1ci0) | 76.99 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
| 13130. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 76.99 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13131. | Kinst (swiftens) | 76.98 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 13132. | Amy (amy159) | 76.98 | 91% | 2015-12-31 |
| 13133. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 76.98 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 13134. | huh (noirblnqqq) | 76.98 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 13135. | datmeko (uralbeking) | 76.98 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |