I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3092. | Rudder (rudder1464) | 62.56 | 95.6% | 2025-02-26 |
| 3093. | Guille (gui_rzr) | 62.37 | 95.4% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3094. | sleep well (djawad) | 62.36 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
| 3095. | SOOWANKI S PASSAH (soowanki... | 62.30 | 96% | 2024-04-27 |
| 3096. | why not? (attacksquid) | 62.19 | 94.9% | 2023-09-28 |
| 3097. | One woody (one1_woody) | 62.13 | 95% | 2024-05-20 |
| 3098. | Pesosinos (pesosinos) | 62.13 | 95.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 3099. | Anubhav (etra_567) | 62.08 | 95.6% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3100. | iamSlow (frenkie1514) | 61.99 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 3101. | Anshumat Shourya (fantomdel... | 61.82 | 96% | 2025-01-26 |
| 3102. | NGONO (mnae) | 61.79 | 94.5% | 2023-09-19 |
| 3103. | Pol (agnostoss) | 61.78 | 96% | 2024-12-15 |
| 3104. | cheikhbrahim (cheikh13) | 61.66 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 3105. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 61.64 | 95.8% | 2023-11-10 |
| 3106. | M.A. Ahad Khan (aahadkhan) | 61.60 | 98.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3107. | Emilia (meliadeliadoo) | 61.54 | 98% | 2025-03-02 |
| 3108. | ap (apapap) | 61.36 | 97.3% | 2024-10-22 |
| 3109. | Josue (jsevzq) | 61.26 | 96.3% | 2024-04-06 |
| 3110. | emo (emo2121) | 61.16 | 95% | 2025-05-22 |
| 3111. | mhdi (mhdi) | 61.15 | 94% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3112. | Ghostcar (ghostcarss) | 61.01 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3113. | King (kickpushcoast) | 60.87 | 96.4% | 2025-03-13 |
| 3114. | TRex (trexeatyou) | 60.79 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3115. | curious_crow (curious_crow) | 60.75 | 93.5% | 2023-12-25 |
| 3116. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 60.74 | 94% | 2024-11-25 |
| 3117. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 60.40 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 3118. | KD (_k_d_) | 60.37 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3119. | R (mrbluenut) | 60.36 | 95% | 2023-11-30 |
| 3120. | JkillahR (jkillahr) | 60.28 | 94.7% | 2024-11-20 |
| 3121. | ShouHei (fenrir0199) | 60.16 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |