I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11400. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 82.70 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 11401. | bryan (forzemi) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 11402. | Kevin (keviniskevy) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 11403. | boocoo (boocoo) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 11404. | 111 (grimiv) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11405. | Tong (hiddenbanana) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 11406. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 82.70 | 90% | 2017-01-31 |
| 11407. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 82.70 | 94% | 2015-07-18 |
| 11408. | vln (vlak) | 82.69 | 99% | 2017-11-21 |
| 11409. | Rascell (soul94) | 82.69 | 97% | 2016-04-14 |
| 11410. | Domen (antreu) | 82.68 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
| 11411. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 82.68 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11412. | idyot (idyot123) | 82.68 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 11413. | Earth (earth_chan) | 82.67 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 11414. | 9WPMavg (mrazntryhard) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 11415. | JC (jcfermin) | 82.67 | 96% | 2015-08-01 |
| 11416. | Anurag (anuragd) | 82.66 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 11417. | Quotient (quotient) | 82.66 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 11418. | Bird (birdiesaurus) | 82.66 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11419. | Justin! (sylphoid) | 82.65 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 11420. | Zennie (mayamoon) | 82.65 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 11421. | Tyler (blueghost16) | 82.65 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 11422. | nabbers (nabbers) | 82.64 | 97% | 2025-03-16 |
| 11423. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 82.64 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 11424. | Blake (blakemagainmills) | 82.64 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11425. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 11426. | Rodrigo (rylm) | 82.64 | 91% | 2015-06-28 |
| 11427. | James (james1421) | 82.63 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 11428. | Blac (nice_tea) | 82.63 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 11429. | WAD (_waddup_) | 82.63 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |