The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24924. | latias (latiaslatios) | 64.43 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
| 24925. | Kohnsagrado (kohnsagrado) | 64.42 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 24926. | Hexa (hexaa) | 64.42 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 24927. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 64.42 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 24928. | Randal (rekt) | 64.42 | 92% | 2014-01-19 |
| 24929. | Lin (mirai92) | 64.42 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 24930. | tyjeremiad (tyjeremiad) | 64.42 | 89% | 2013-12-19 |
| 24931. | HOOPLA (ho0pla) | 64.42 | 96% | 2015-10-12 |
| 24932. | Julian (n00bslayer420) | 64.41 | 95% | 2019-06-29 |
| 24933. | Mohammed (mohaali) | 64.41 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 24934. | Typeracerer (typeracerer2020) | 64.41 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 24935. | Andrew (andrewfischr) | 64.41 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 24936. | Wei (liuw) | 64.41 | 93% | 2013-02-09 |
| 24937. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 64.41 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| 24938. | Henrik (mnovru) | 64.41 | 91% | 2013-02-21 |
| 24939. | Dejan (koliko) | 64.41 | 98% | 2013-10-10 |
| 24940. | gabe (gabevialpando) | 64.40 | 93% | 2016-05-26 |
| 24941. | modittb (modittt) | 64.40 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 24942. | ginger (gingercat) | 64.40 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 24943. | Anurag (anuragd) | 64.40 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 24944. | Dave (fadedave) | 64.40 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 24945. | Almondz (chollawat2) | 64.40 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
| 24946. | teytey (teytey) | 64.40 | 93% | 2012-02-15 |
| 24947. | shiva (shivanagendra) | 64.40 | 96% | 2014-10-03 |
| 24948. | Mr.chops (mr_chops) | 64.39 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 24949. | Cindy (cindy1889) | 64.39 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 24950. | Jakob (jakobgran) | 64.39 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 24951. | Deric (deric_p) | 64.39 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 24952. | danny (sadistic) | 64.39 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 24953. | . (keelanlambert) | 64.38 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |