I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19901. | Sexy (caitlynpurwa) | 63.69 | 96% | 2016-08-12 |
| 19902. | Akrish (akrish) | 63.69 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 19903. | Tuan Tran Anh (kidji8) | 63.69 | 91% | 2016-03-07 |
| 19904. | Khris (seymour_butts69) | 63.68 | 95% | 2020-06-22 |
| 19905. | Yas'-' (yaser_) | 63.68 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 19906. | Renoux (renoux_) | 63.68 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 19907. | King (dykflint) | 63.68 | 89% | 2015-09-13 |
| 19908. | milluki (milluki) | 63.68 | 95% | 2016-12-27 |
| 19909. | Manta (manta_ray24) | 63.67 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 19910. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 63.67 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 19911. | Pavlo (p_lazariev) | 63.67 | 97.5% | 2023-10-03 |
| 19912. | jbones (jose56wonton) | 63.67 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 19913. | Bryan (byhlee3) | 63.67 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 19914. | Josh (poon_tamer) | 63.66 | 90% | 2016-09-12 |
| 19915. | Luan (hungnn1094) | 63.66 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 19916. | shouldBeStudying (wolfrem) | 63.66 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 19917. | Nick (cosmictroll) | 63.65 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
| 19918. | Soumyadip (berserkbtc) | 63.65 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 19919. | Pink Mutt (frugalmussel) | 63.65 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 19920. | Kingan (kingan) | 63.65 | 95% | 2017-02-10 |
| 19921. | AG (anujmgupta) | 63.65 | 94% | 2015-12-29 |
| 19922. | Justin (wasting_time204) | 63.64 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 19923. | DaVinky (xxlarrylegendxx) | 63.64 | 94% | 2022-02-09 |
| 19924. | ra (ra777) | 63.64 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 19925. | Sandro (sado) | 63.64 | 91% | 2016-07-24 |
| 19926. | latias (latiaslatios) | 63.64 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
| 19927. | Silent (silent_c1c4d4) | 63.63 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 19928. | archer (arxheryyy) | 63.63 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 19929. | gaz (gazzab) | 63.63 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 19930. | William (ithan) | 63.62 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |