I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11676. | Annie (yourirregulartomboy) | 82.72 | 97.1% | 2023-07-11 |
| 11677. | greyb (greyb) | 82.71 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 11678. | Yuvan (uvrayz) | 82.71 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 11679. | \ (wozby) | 82.71 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| 11680. | SushiB0mber (hirakata7) | 82.70 | 93% | 2016-07-01 |
| 11681. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 82.70 | 90% | 2017-01-31 |
| 11682. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 82.70 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 11683. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 82.70 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 11684. | bryan (forzemi) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 11685. | Kevin (keviniskevy) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 11686. | boocoo (boocoo) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 11687. | 111 (grimiv) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11688. | Tong (hiddenbanana) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 11689. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 82.70 | 94% | 2015-07-18 |
| 11690. | vln (vlak) | 82.69 | 99% | 2017-11-21 |
| 11691. | Rascell (soul94) | 82.69 | 97% | 2016-04-14 |
| 11692. | Domen (antreu) | 82.68 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
| 11693. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 82.68 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11694. | idyot (idyot123) | 82.68 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 11695. | Earth (earth_chan) | 82.67 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 11696. | 9WPMavg (mrazntryhard) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 11697. | JC (jcfermin) | 82.67 | 96% | 2015-08-01 |
| 11698. | Anurag (anuragd) | 82.66 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 11699. | Quotient (quotient) | 82.66 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 11700. | Bird (birdiesaurus) | 82.66 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11701. | Justin! (sylphoid) | 82.65 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 11702. | Zennie (mayamoon) | 82.65 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 11703. | Tyler (blueghost16) | 82.65 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 11704. | nabbers (nabbers) | 82.64 | 97.1% | 2025-03-16 |
| 11705. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 82.64 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |