I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4552. | Ramses (boinkey) | 107.59 | 98.8% | 2023-08-02 |
| 4553. | PogChamp (lolenigmanew) | 107.59 | 96% | 2018-02-13 |
| 4554. | Sam (elementroar) | 107.59 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
| 4555. | Brew (brewtime) | 107.58 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 4556. | a (yungskrunt) | 107.58 | 98.2% | 2023-08-20 |
| 4557. | Geo (godex) | 107.58 | 100% | 2022-10-23 |
| 4558. | haniel monki (ivious) | 107.57 | 97.6% | 2024-06-15 |
| 4559. | Nick (npfontan) | 107.57 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 4560. | grep-er (511kartik) | 107.56 | 99% | 2025-07-15 |
| 4561. | Brendan (breid) | 107.56 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 4562. | Human (ihuman) | 107.56 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 4563. | Gaga (gagacum) | 107.56 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4564. | Sean Paolo (seanpaolo_22) | 107.55 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 4565. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 107.55 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 4566. | Darth Plagueis (aw_3) | 107.55 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 4567. | SlowestInternetHere (theslo... | 107.55 | 100% | 2017-06-02 |
| 4568. | akshat (akxs) | 107.53 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 4569. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 107.53 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4570. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 107.51 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 4571. | bool3max (bolemax_accuracy) | 107.51 | 99% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4572. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 107.50 | 98.8% | 2023-06-07 |
| 4573. | Eric (heeric) | 107.50 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 4574. | FA KIN CUN (justwewe) | 107.49 | 97.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 4575. | Cisco (typer87) | 107.49 | 97.7% | 2025-01-26 |
| 4576. | Mario (hober) | 107.49 | 97.7% | 2024-03-11 |
| 4577. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 107.49 | 99.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 4578. | Quotheraven (nherne) | 107.49 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 4579. | Johnny (glassharmonica) | 107.48 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 4580. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 107.48 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 4581. | Bob (octopus32) | 107.48 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |