So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5395. | Marson (brungus) | 97.71 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 5396. | vonsisetn (u98a7shdfn8yishdf) | 97.71 | 94% | 2022-01-03 |
| 5397. | Tracie (masako) | 97.70 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
| 5398. | jim (speedyjim) | 97.69 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 5399. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 97.67 | 98.8% | 2023-10-13 |
| 5400. | Quirx (jplamostre) | 97.67 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 5401. | Christopher (cc738) | 97.67 | 95% | 2012-09-28 |
| 5402. | (dev_rec) | 97.66 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 5403. | I'm (ten10) | 97.66 | 98% | 2012-05-04 |
| 5404. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 97.65 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 5405. | Matheus (mthsc) | 97.65 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 5406. | Gary (dsync) | 97.65 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 5407. | Z (ailius) | 97.64 | 92% | 2015-03-01 |
| 5408. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 97.64 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
| 5409. | Gecko (gandiber) | 97.64 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 5410. | Liam (liamsullivan) | 97.64 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 5411. | Darrick (mervisbeacon) | 97.63 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 5412. | ᓀᓂ (rosefuneral) | 97.63 | 96% | 2013-08-29 |
| 5413. | Dotatko (kobe0824mvp) | 97.63 | 89% | 2012-11-15 |
| 5414. | Adam (daoracer) | 97.63 | 96% | 2017-05-21 |
| 5415. | Anton (antiiee) | 97.63 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
| 5416. | J (hhkbpropro) | 97.62 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5417. | Heathe (hwhl) | 97.62 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 5418. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 97.61 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 5419. | Vanessa (vma101) | 97.61 | 95% | 2013-11-26 |
| 5420. | Kevin (kmburtt) | 97.61 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 5421. | asd (duzai) | 97.61 | 93% | 2014-12-13 |
| 5422. | Ali (alithepanda) | 97.60 | 98% | 2014-03-21 |
| 5423. | aqib (aqibmirza123) | 97.59 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
| 5424. | noquit (megatank) | 97.59 | 99% | 2021-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |