I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8530. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 89.54 | 98% | 2015-06-25 |
| 8531. | Said (saidahror_2021) | 89.53 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8532. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 89.53 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 8533. | Hillary (typeymane) | 89.53 | 98% | 2017-08-09 |
| 8534. | Jewy (winniedepooh) | 89.52 | 96% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8535. | Robert (r_miller3) | 89.52 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8536. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 89.52 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 8537. | Eric (bignuthd) | 89.51 | 97% | 2025-03-02 |
| 8538. | Johnny (lichtst4ria) | 89.51 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8539. | Mark (mrasta) | 89.51 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 8540. | Michael (pigophone) | 89.51 | 98% | 2015-04-20 |
| 8541. | Code (codename47) | 89.50 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 8542. | Paul (yangaapaul) | 89.50 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 8543. | cowboy (cowboy_behop) | 89.50 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8544. | David (funnerer) | 89.50 | 98% | 2016-03-23 |
| 8545. | Paul (jinzonam) | 89.50 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 8546. | indiga (spacefunk) | 89.49 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 8547. | jserv23 (jserv23) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 8548. | Varun Pratap Singh (malakh6... | 89.49 | 96.2% | 2024-01-03 |
| 8549. | Maxwell3145 (maxwell3145) | 89.49 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8550. | Antidot (antidotb0mba2k18) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 8551. | Faldi (faldir) | 89.49 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 8552. | Kieran (glasses85) | 89.49 | 93% | 2015-06-07 |
| 8553. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 89.48 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 8554. | Sudip (donda) | 89.48 | 97.1% | 2024-05-18 |
| 8555. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 89.47 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 8556. | stryx (qwvl) | 89.47 | 97.3% | 2024-10-25 |
| 8557. | Adam (adamyoshi2184) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 8558. | Ryan (jellyzerg) | 89.46 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 8559. | Zeke (itzzeke) | 89.46 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |