Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5969. | Fearless (fearless_) | 50.12 | 93% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5970. | plip (plip) | 50.12 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 5971. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 50.10 | 94% | 2020-07-01 |
| 5972. | fullysun (fullsun) | 50.10 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 5973. | bryan (bryan1111) | 50.10 | 94% | 2020-07-17 |
| 5974. | Avi (suppppp) | 50.09 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5975. | Songnay (songnay) | 50.08 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 5976. | kamikadze (kamikadze009) | 50.05 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5977. | kosta (edc654) | 50.04 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 5978. | PepegaClap (b1nger) | 50.03 | 95% | 2017-10-01 |
| 5979. | Parth (plukhi17) | 50.01 | 95% | 2020-08-18 |
| 5980. | Jigme (jtobgay) | 50.01 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 5981. | overlast (overlast) | 50.01 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 5982. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 49.96 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
| 5983. | Shivam (shivamsahni) | 49.96 | 94% | 2020-07-28 |
| 5984. | Odysseus (doctorodysseus) | 49.96 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 5985. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 49.95 | 94% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5986. | Ciprian (c1pri) | 49.94 | 94% | 2020-12-13 |
| 5987. | aadsfsdsf (cocopeanutz) | 49.94 | 95% | 2019-06-09 |
| 5988. | Yegor (livingrim) | 49.93 | 96% | 2017-07-14 |
| 5989. | BIG (bigfrrok) | 49.90 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 5990. | Raj (rajor) | 49.88 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 5991. | Ser (juzser) | 49.88 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 5992. | Yaari (anonmous) | 49.86 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 5993. | Zaptronic (zaptronic) | 49.86 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 5994. | Liny (veronasie) | 49.85 | 93% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5995. | Literature (20120623) | 49.84 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
| 5996. | Laco (koomp) | 49.83 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 5997. | Lubomir (leshnik99) | 49.80 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 5998. | Aaron (aaronjt12) | 49.79 | 94% | 2019-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |