Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
479 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7734. | Kevin (vectorfrog) | 87.17 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 7735. | Miras (concreteoverthesea) | 87.17 | 96.3% | 2025-04-25 |
| 7736. | matesao (teowsao) | 87.16 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 7737. | Jeremy (mises) | 87.16 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 7738. | Peter (pedell) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 7739. | William (searcheese766) | 87.15 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 7740. | 🙃 (asdf2321) | 87.15 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 7741. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 87.15 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 7742. | Ebe (athlon01) | 87.14 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 7743. | CokaKoala (cokakoala) | 87.14 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 7744. | owen (sushisynth12) | 87.12 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 7745. | Skones (raf_raf) | 87.12 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 7746. | uniracer (uniracer) | 87.11 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 7747. | Josiah (miitraa) | 87.11 | 96% | 2020-12-22 |
| 7748. | Ignacio (albarracinnn) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 7749. | Jaydotsun (jaydotsun) | 87.10 | 97.3% | 2023-07-06 |
| 7750. | LawyerBro (anshit_mantra14) | 87.09 | 97.5% | 2023-12-19 |
| 7751. | silit (gamblis) | 87.09 | 97.5% | 2024-04-07 |
| 7752. | Frankie (frankie2006) | 87.09 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 7753. | Maple (maplesyrup789) | 87.09 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 7754. | hasan (hasan2000) | 87.08 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 7755. | sang (shatoboar) | 87.08 | 95.2% | 2024-11-13 |
| 7756. | Orange (zenoranges) | 87.08 | 97% | 2025-02-14 |
| 7757. | sgbiscuits (snailzzy) | 87.07 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 7758. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 87.07 | 98% | 2023-12-14 |
| 7759. | uchka (uchka0826) | 87.06 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 7760. | Sam Loz (sammyloz) | 87.06 | 95% | 2020-04-04 |
| 7761. | Marc (runawaypork) | 87.06 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7762. | ZI TENG (chanziteng) | 87.05 | 98.1% | 2024-01-14 |
| 7763. | Dustin (ffwasp) | 87.04 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |