The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14869. | Mohsin (mohsinhafeez1993@gm... | 34.37 | 92% | 2015-03-30 |
| 14870. | Jay kay (imnoob167) | 34.36 | 92% | 2021-11-03 |
| 14871. | shasha (jjang) | 34.36 | 96% | 2011-10-26 |
| 14872. | Trang (trang) | 34.36 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 14873. | Ivan (karavaiev) | 34.35 | 94% | 2020-07-13 |
| 14874. | Sanic (sanic2310) | 34.35 | 92.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 14875. | Antlion (ricwar01) | 34.34 | 93% | 2020-12-09 |
| 14876. | Aashish (dunsman) | 34.34 | 94% | 2021-03-14 |
| 14877. | Celeste (champion) | 34.33 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 14878. | hanafi (hanafi407) | 34.31 | 96% | 2018-03-31 |
| 14879. | Deepak (coder_deepak) | 34.31 | 92% | 2022-10-31 |
| 14880. | Bumitha Weerakkodi (ambatuk... | 34.31 | 94% | 2023-07-20 |
| 14881. | She (shereain) | 34.31 | 94% | 2013-07-31 |
| 14882. | suchita (suchitaa) | 34.31 | 88% | 2013-08-20 |
| 14883. | as (inside) | 34.31 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 14884. | Bethany (bethanyhicks) | 34.31 | 81% | 2012-10-08 |
| 14885. | anshu (ansh) | 34.30 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 14886. | Dashan (marshan) | 34.29 | 94% | 2018-03-01 |
| 14887. | Rob (roboraptor) | 34.28 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 14888. | zaman (kzaman) | 34.28 | 95.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14889. | Matthew (ayersm19) | 34.27 | 91% | 2013-11-07 |
| 14890. | kraszten (bolbu) | 34.27 | 92% | 2016-02-07 |
| 14891. | prakash (adiveppak) | 34.26 | 95% | 2017-12-23 |
| 14892. | Worachat (bizoguc) | 34.26 | 91% | 2012-06-17 |
| 14893. | Kenneth (barklan) | 34.25 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 14894. | Truong (tnguy8) | 34.24 | 92% | 2013-03-25 |
| 14895. | narz (narz) | 34.24 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 14896. | Ednaldo (ednaldojor) | 34.23 | 92% | 2012-06-30 |
| 14897. | dragan_jay_chauhan (kharka) | 34.21 | 92% | 2022-04-22 |
| 14898. | ceris (ceris1) | 34.21 | 96% | 2013-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |