So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7989. | Seh-kai (skliao) | 90.44 | 94% | 2013-01-14 |
| 7990. | OneOddWhale (littlequints) | 90.44 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
| 7991. | Irene (decemberbabe) | 90.44 | 98% | 2011-04-06 |
| 7992. | Meditate (meditate) | 90.43 | 99% | 2021-07-16 |
| 7993. | Sahm (sahm) | 90.43 | 98% | 2013-06-27 |
| 7994. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 90.42 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 7995. | (strongly_typed) | 90.42 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| 7996. | Andrew (racingrazor) | 90.42 | 95% | 2016-06-24 |
| 7997. | Joey (ishjoey) | 90.42 | 92% | 2013-02-27 |
| 7998. | Cody (cody12397) | 90.41 | 97% | 2016-02-01 |
| 7999. | Shnippy (shnippy) | 90.41 | 99% | 2023-01-18 |
| 8000. | Chief (chiefed_94) | 90.41 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 8001. | jeremy_bearimy (jeremy_bear... | 90.41 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 8002. | Varun (ryukick) | 90.41 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 8003. | Jian (jianhan95) | 90.41 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 8004. | Lesson (lesson21) | 90.41 | 97% | 2015-09-09 |
| 8005. | Vik (wikalerys) | 90.40 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 8006. | Anoop JS (anoopjs) | 90.40 | 98% | 2012-05-11 |
| 8007. | Aaron (thunder550) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 8008. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 8009. | Kizmmit (kizmmit) | 90.39 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 8010. | vignesh (vickybalaji) | 90.39 | 98% | 2014-09-04 |
| 8011. | รอด้วย (pond79) | 90.39 | 98% | 2016-07-11 |
| 8012. | Ever (everity) | 90.38 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 8013. | Samuel (nurflightnin) | 90.38 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8014. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 90.38 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8015. | Joseph (prospxt) | 90.37 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8016. | Prinzyk (prinzyk) | 90.37 | 97% | 2012-10-01 |
| 8017. | Yuri (raptorx233) | 90.37 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 8018. | linaaaaaa (linavo) | 90.36 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |