The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8929. | tPenguinLTG (tpenguinltg) | 90.95 | 92% | 2015-01-23 |
| 8930. | (robert420) | 90.95 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 8931. | Adam (afizzle) | 90.95 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 8932. | (andytkrv) | 90.94 | 92% | 2012-11-13 |
| 8933. | Juan (isayuno) | 90.94 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 8934. | (billy205) | 90.93 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 8935. | Eric (ericjlima) | 90.93 | 99% | 2019-12-03 |
| 8936. | aaaaaaaaa (corporalham) | 90.93 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 8937. | Jacob (wackan) | 90.93 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 8938. | Jake (ichmag) | 90.93 | 97% | 2016-01-03 |
| 8939. | lemonade (agolemonade) | 90.93 | 91% | 2017-02-28 |
| 8940. | ทอมมี่ (taweesoft) | 90.92 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 8941. | (vladekr) | 90.91 | 94% | 2012-08-22 |
| 8942. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 90.91 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8943. | Tim (timwan) | 90.91 | 93% | 2013-02-26 |
| 8944. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 90.91 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 8945. | AidanThaGod (anonymoushack) | 90.90 | 98% | 2016-02-27 |
| 8946. | (azathoth4) | 90.90 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 8947. | Hanis (hanis) | 90.90 | 99% | 2013-08-12 |
| 8948. | (nevermind007) | 90.90 | 96% | 2014-03-12 |
| 8949. | (jac28088788) | 90.88 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 8950. | (lehcar223) | 90.88 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8951. | (tall_white_alien) | 90.88 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 8952. | Sriram (shriramshriram) | 90.88 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 8953. | Home Alone 2 (homealone2) | 90.88 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 8954. | noodlebuckets (noodlebuckets) | 90.87 | 96% | 2015-02-28 |
| 8955. | (chrissicake) | 90.87 | 90% | 2013-09-06 |
| 8956. | (ssujithrraj) | 90.87 | 98% | 2011-11-18 |
| 8957. | mdlu (mdlu) | 90.87 | 88% | 2015-04-02 |
| 8958. | Kex (kexlog) | 90.87 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |