I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3443. | DaviGand14 (davigand14) | 64.39 | 97.1% | 2024-03-23 |
| 3444. | Zenith (zenith_jo) | 64.30 | 95.9% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3445. | 222 (2222222222222222222) | 64.30 | 94% | 2024-05-11 |
| 3446. | Cadmus (cadmus369) | 64.30 | 94.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3447. | phoenix (stdagger) | 64.30 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 3448. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 64.24 | 93.9% | 2024-09-25 |
| 3449. | mirian (mar08) | 64.23 | 96% | 2025-09-03 |
| 3450. | ARBITER (arbiter_sign) | 64.19 | 95.9% | 2025-03-27 |
| 3451. | Atm. Towhid (towhidbd) | 64.11 | 97.2% | 2024-06-27 |
| 3452. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 64.00 | 94.3% | 2023-12-16 |
| 3453. | Sronichan (sronichan) | 63.99 | 96.3% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3454. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 63.94 | 96.5% | 2023-09-08 |
| 3455. | Banlangk (iks_2403) | 63.91 | 95% | 2024-02-01 |
| 3456. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 63.86 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
| 3457. | saeed (saeedhsv) | 63.68 | 96.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 3458. | Etherion (etherionsm) | 63.64 | 94% | 2023-09-16 |
| 3459. | Ankur (ankur94516) | 63.62 | 98.1% | 2023-08-15 |
| 3460. | Dracula99 (dracula99) | 63.48 | 94% | 2023-06-27 |
| 3461. | Helloween (tranduclocbkmail1) | 63.47 | 95.8% | 2023-11-03 |
| 3462. | abhishek (abk_k) | 63.42 | 94.9% | 2023-12-25 |
| 3463. | shmuel (shmuel555) | 63.41 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3464. | Velor (zhenli) | 63.36 | 95.2% | 2024-05-10 |
| 3465. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 63.29 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3466. | karim (karimadel) | 63.26 | 95.8% | 2023-12-05 |
| 3467. | Mystic Soul (mystic_soul) | 63.13 | 94.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 3468. | arthurit0 (artur41) | 63.08 | 95.1% | 2023-08-12 |
| 3469. | chanel (transformercar) | 63.06 | 96.4% | 2024-11-22 |
| 3470. | Maxim (maximlott87) | 63.02 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3471. | Ghostwind (ghostwind) | 63.01 | 96.9% | 2023-10-20 |
| 3472. | Code (code_swtich) | 62.96 | 98.1% | 2023-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |