As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15080. | Jonathan (harddoom) | 72.11 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| 15081. | johnny (treeawsome) | 72.10 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 15082. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 72.10 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 15083. | Mark (markstone_141) | 72.10 | 97.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 15084. | Trent (priyank45) | 72.10 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 15085. | Jake Alexander (jakealexander) | 72.09 | 92% | 2015-06-21 |
| 15086. | Morad (morad_the_beast) | 72.09 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 15087. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 72.09 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 15088. | Jerk (jerkric) | 72.09 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
| 15089. | lucia (shql) | 72.08 | 99% | 2018-11-19 |
| 15090. | Andrej (androamater) | 72.08 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 15091. | -_- (nopantsjones) | 72.08 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15092. | Rayyan (rayyanyusuph) | 72.08 | 96.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15093. | ktimespi (ktimespi) | 72.08 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 15094. | Alwin (kainetik) | 72.07 | 96% | 2017-03-28 |
| 15095. | Wongseph (wongsephjo) | 72.07 | 93% | 2015-05-24 |
| 15096. | gpaking123 (gpaking123) | 72.06 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
| 15097. | Ankit (ankit_chauhan) | 72.06 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
| 15098. | allen (allenlsy) | 72.06 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 15099. | Mons (dllmcfh) | 72.06 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 15100. | Eino (oravam) | 72.06 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 15101. | D4MAGED (d4maged) | 72.06 | 94% | 2017-12-01 |
| 15102. | James (anhotep) | 72.06 | 98% | 2016-11-15 |
| 15103. | David (godgige) | 72.06 | 93% | 2015-12-29 |
| 15104. | Maikl (maikl_c) | 72.06 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 15105. | Minho (minhokim560) | 72.05 | 96% | 2024-01-17 |
| 15106. | Challen (nokapoo) | 72.05 | 100% | 2017-09-20 |
| 15107. | saro (saro72) | 72.05 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 15108. | irdyums (irdyums) | 72.05 | 91% | 2016-11-01 |
| 15109. | xX_WeiTpuXxy69!_Xx (jmsmnlpz) | 72.05 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |