So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9464. | goldrush (goldrush) | 86.82 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 9465. | Jaewon (koreannun) | 86.81 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9466. | Jose (ugjose) | 86.81 | 96% | 2012-05-04 |
| 9467. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 86.81 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9468. | Domen (sablja) | 86.81 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 9469. | Shaun (theuniverse) | 86.81 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 9470. | pineapple💩 (rocketsman) | 86.81 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 9471. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 86.81 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 9472. | Jenn (jenn) | 86.81 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 9473. | Kevin (despawned) | 86.81 | 92% | 2016-12-13 |
| 9474. | Jun (lapse23) | 86.80 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 9475. | ALFARU (alfaru) | 86.80 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 9476. | Ammar (smite_) | 86.80 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 9477. | Mohamed (nitrousgamer) | 86.80 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 9478. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 86.80 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 9479. | d-Raww (swagtyper123) | 86.80 | 86% | 2015-10-31 |
| 9480. | Shireen (shireenmd) | 86.79 | 92% | 2011-12-20 |
| 9481. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 86.79 | 100% | 2017-09-13 |
| 9482. | connor (arthalias) | 86.79 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 9483. | GameBender (anjerbridde) | 86.79 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
| 9484. | TJ (1gear) | 86.78 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| 9485. | Fedor (fshabashev) | 86.78 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 9486. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 86.78 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 9487. | Allie (alliecat) | 86.78 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 9488. | XeaLouS_dh (xeal_dh) | 86.77 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9489. | 🐺🐺🐺 (mattesdev) | 86.77 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9490. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 86.77 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 9491. | Saffron (saffronolive) | 86.77 | 98% | 2013-12-29 |
| 9492. | Andrea (andrealu) | 86.77 | 91% | 2015-03-16 |
| 9493. | Arif (aripin_cmk) | 86.76 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |