As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20835. | Sabiba (sabiba) | 59.11 | 96.6% | 2023-08-10 |
| 20836. | Tabitha (darkerdraekon) | 59.11 | 95.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 20837. | Jasmeet (savi.singh89@gmail... | 59.11 | 96% | 2019-11-29 |
| 20838. | Bexarcocky (bawcky) | 59.10 | 95% | 2023-07-30 |
| 20839. | yeet to space (sn00py1310) | 59.10 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 20840. | Vathan (bruddinha) | 59.10 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 20841. | Sahol (hawk_eyee) | 59.10 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20842. | ed sheeran (guccigangtae) | 59.10 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 20843. | van hai (tvhai) | 59.10 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
| 20844. | Zaira (zaira77) | 59.10 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 20845. | Kishio (kishio123) | 59.09 | 89% | 2016-12-12 |
| 20846. | Quint (quintus7) | 59.09 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 20847. | Le Kang (kangkanglw) | 59.09 | 93% | 2021-09-03 |
| 20848. | Addison (sugarveggies) | 59.09 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 20849. | Copy (copypasta) | 59.09 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 20850. | CinnamonOwl (kitkat08) | 59.09 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 20851. | Monica (pikaninja) | 59.08 | 98% | 2019-10-12 |
| 20852. | Anish (anish_k) | 59.08 | 96.5% | 2023-09-09 |
| 20853. | NJ (njc99) | 59.08 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 20854. | Robert (keyboardhoe) | 59.08 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 20855. | Ayaan (akhi_qr) | 59.07 | 95% | 2022-10-26 |
| 20856. | modest (true_everest) | 59.07 | 94% | 2019-01-27 |
| 20857. | Jenni (jenni02) | 59.07 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 20858. | Srinidhi (eren_eager) | 59.07 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 20859. | Turkey (turkeyman2) | 59.07 | 94% | 2017-02-11 |
| 20860. | aldrin (drin) | 59.07 | 91% | 2016-07-27 |
| 20861. | Mudshark (icetea69) | 59.06 | 94% | 2019-05-07 |
| 20862. | Sraboni (speedo_91) | 59.06 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 20863. | Grimmlon (grimmlon) | 59.06 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 20864. | vircatro (vircatro) | 59.06 | 90% | 2016-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |