The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13785. | Proteus93 (proteus93) | 82.25 | 91% | 2016-04-14 |
| 13786. | Miranite (Dvorak) (miranite) | 82.25 | 92% | 2013-05-09 |
| 13787. | t (zyxx) | 82.25 | 97.3% | 2023-10-05 |
| 13788. | tekin (tekiner97) | 82.25 | 95% | 2013-08-07 |
| 13789. | Kai (prokai) | 82.25 | 93% | 2016-04-19 |
| 13790. | Daniel (scumset) | 82.24 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 13791. | Kelby (haulzy) | 82.24 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 13792. | nguyen (nguyenmy) | 82.24 | 96% | 2012-11-27 |
| 13793. | Kim (kymdawn) | 82.24 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 13794. | こお (koo_ty) | 82.23 | 95% | 2022-06-12 |
| 13795. | Rully (rully_monas) | 82.23 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
| 13796. | Nour (nourishlol) | 82.23 | 97% | 2012-12-25 |
| 13797. | Sparik (sparik) | 82.23 | 95% | 2016-11-30 |
| 13798. | sds (raja5432) | 82.23 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 13799. | Erin (enrichandco) | 82.23 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 13800. | Garth (dragopie) | 82.23 | 97% | 2013-04-01 |
| 13801. | Max (maxp06) | 82.22 | 97.3% | 2021-03-02 |
| 13802. | dhikshith (dhikshith) | 82.22 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 13803. | Hassan (hassanspace) | 82.22 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 13804. | Ed (firesnap) | 82.22 | 88% | 2016-09-26 |
| 13805. | Leandro (darklbp) | 82.22 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 13806. | (；一_一) (dimonco) | 82.22 | 96% | 2015-03-19 |
| 13807. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 82.22 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 13808. | Paul (syvek) | 82.22 | 94% | 2011-09-29 |
| 13809. | Robert (privateer) | 82.22 | 98% | 2012-09-17 |
| 13810. | Marcy (melvindvorak) | 82.22 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 13811. | Canberk (cyuksel) | 82.22 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 13812. | Cristhian (crbonilha) | 82.22 | 98% | 2013-07-05 |
| 13813. | AUDAHA (audaha) | 82.22 | 91% | 2012-03-04 |
| 13814. | Gary (animo01) | 82.22 | 99% | 2013-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |