Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16004. | Bbblaire (bbbblaire) | 74.36 | 94% | 2021-12-20 |
| 16005. | Thomas (slain_at_dawn) | 74.36 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 16006. | Amy Kossoris (thegalewolf) | 74.36 | 96.4% | 2023-09-29 |
| 16007. | bettits (bettits) | 74.36 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 16008. | . (mecnar) | 74.35 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 16009. | Abhinav (abhinav42) | 74.35 | 98% | 2025-06-10 |
| 16010. | Chips (glucose) | 74.35 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 16011. | BoozeCruiser (gvillar08) | 74.34 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 16012. | AJCGxD (ajcgxd) | 74.34 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
| 16013. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 74.34 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 16014. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 74.33 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16015. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 74.33 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 16016. | Maurício (mauodias) | 74.33 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 16017. | prbn (prabin_lc) | 74.32 | 95.8% | 2024-08-11 |
| 16018. | Non (tata32000) | 74.32 | 94% | 2021-11-23 |
| 16019. | Jared (buggybugs) | 74.32 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 16020. | Amogh (amogh_14) | 74.31 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 16021. | Andy (andyrox) | 74.31 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 16022. | John (high_def) | 74.31 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 16023. | ItypeCuzIhavenoGF (leftmask35) | 74.29 | 94% | 2025-12-07 |
| 16024. | kajxqeirscl (sulfurixgd) | 74.29 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 16025. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 74.29 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 16026. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 74.29 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 16027. | s3yf (unclemeat) | 74.29 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 16028. | XXRobzz (xxr0bzz) | 74.29 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 16029. | Yami (yamilahat) | 74.29 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
| 16030. | Devin (khadajhin) | 74.29 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 16031. | Huy (pikeman222) | 74.29 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 16032. | jerry (sheep0109) | 74.28 | 94% | 2023-01-03 |
| 16033. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 74.28 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |