I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16999. | carwyn (idolstrahs) | 68.31 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 17000. | Peter (zekags) | 68.31 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 17001. | Mirtininkas (mirtininkas) | 68.31 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 17002. | Decadancer (decadancer) | 68.31 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
| 17003. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 68.31 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 17004. | Niki (n1k3ra) | 68.31 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 17005. | Kevin (rubixpro) | 68.30 | 90% | 2017-05-02 |
| 17006. | Syazwan (killervirus) | 68.30 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 17007. | needforSPEED! (hereforspeed) | 68.30 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 17008. | Shawn (eastzer0) | 68.29 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 17009. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 68.29 | 96% | 2022-05-02 |
| 17010. | si1az (si1az) | 68.28 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 17011. | maaketaar (maaketaar) | 68.28 | 97% | 2025-10-31 |
| 17012. | Gabber (gabbergandalf) | 68.28 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 17013. | Rochelle (chellenyasmin1) | 68.28 | 95% | 2017-01-24 |
| 17014. | Jake (longanbj) | 68.28 | 97.4% | 2021-01-31 |
| 17015. | Andy (andyrox) | 68.27 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 17016. | Kelp (klaptep) | 68.27 | 95.8% | 2024-12-27 |
| 17017. | Stephanie (naderly) | 68.27 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 17018. | Locomotion22 (locomotion22) | 68.27 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 17019. | practicing (mio17) | 68.27 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 17020. | Kirubel (kirubelt) | 68.26 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 17021. | TheHalfGook (thehalfgook) | 68.26 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 17022. | Michel (godlikeabt) | 68.26 | 97% | 2017-05-12 |
| 17023. | Bruno (diablo5) | 68.25 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 17024. | Brent (brightling) | 68.25 | 89% | 2017-01-16 |
| 17025. | André (sageandre) | 68.25 | 95.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 17026. | Pete (peteau) | 68.25 | 97% | 2017-06-24 |
| 17027. | Benja (benjatheworst) | 68.24 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 17028. | pee drinker (feetluvr6969) | 68.24 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |